Top 5 Reasons We Have No Reliable Intelligence
September 29th, 2006
Apparently the reason the CIA is having trouble recruiting is because people are under a variety of mis-impressions about exactly how the CIA works. Check out the redesigned CIA website:
Did you know, for example, that Myth #1, “You have to be superhuman in every way,” is actually not true?
Or perhaps you were confused by Myth #2: “Everyone drives a sportscar with machine guns in the tailpipes?” Turns out that’s not true either.
Here’s the fun part: As each preconceived myth magically falls away, you’re also invited to participate in a highly insightful personality quiz!
Would you rather shop on Rodeo Drive or read a bestselling novel? Would you rather drive an amphibious sportscar or fly in a hot air balloon? What superpower would you most like to have?
It turns out that I’m an “Impressive Mastermind,” but perhaps you are a “Thoughtful Observer.”
Either way, we could work for the CIA! Maybe after they address Myth #6: “High-level administration officials will probably leak your identity to the press in order to retaliate against your spouse’s high profile objections to administration policies.”
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